I’ve got an issue its called being a nap king. Its an honor bestowed to me after I was able to sleep through a campervan’s loud generator’s whirring throughout a camping trip (the campervan wasn’t ours, it was just some random asshole who decided to bother everyone)

Dont brag about being a nap king because people will start to envy how you are able to nap in the school cafeteria so easily ;3